"Greetings!"

"Are you looking for a way to escape?"

"Splendid! this reminds me of when I was a young lad,"

"the year was 19' aught 6"

"I was a spry lad of 2,000."

"Huh? whadda ya mean that's ancient?"

"Well that's just rude"

"you know you should learn to respect your elders,"

"kids these days"

"not a single ounce of respect in your body I tell you what"

"anyway, what was I talking about?"

"OH RIGHT! the way I escaped as a lad!"

"back in the day we had a thing called a map..."

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"hmm? oh just skip to the end? alright."

"Well I found a prototype Teleporter in a room covered in gold"

"I used that to teleport my way to freedom!"

"Thanks for stopping by and humoring a silly old man" :)